Cats, those seemingly innocuous felines we adore, are actually plotting to take over the world. Their cunning plans are already in motion, and we're not even aware of it.
Did you know that cats have a special affinity for knocking over our precious coffee mugs? It's not just an accident, my friends. They're gathering intel on our caffeine-fueled productivity, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
And don't even get me started on their obsession with laser pointers. They're not just playing, they're hacking into our systems, studying our vulnerabilities.
But it's not just cats. Oh no, it's their loyal minions, the cat ladies, who are secretly controlling the feline overlords. They're the ones pulling the strings, manipulating us with catnip and belly rubs.
Read on to Chapter 3: The Feline Uprising
Or, if you're feeling brave, dive into the rabbit hole and uncover the truth about cat butlers, cat cafes, and cat lady cults.
But, if you're not ready for that level of conspiracy, skip to Chapter 4: The Purrilous Pawns to learn about the cat-astrophic consequences of their plan.
Or, if you just can't take it anymore, go back to Chapter 1: The Purrilous Propaganda and pretend it never happened.
But don't say I didn't warn you...
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