Prophets of the Pitfalls: A Guide for the Clueless

Chapter 1: The Art of Not Getting Lost in the Wilderness

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through life? Do you find yourself lost in the depths of your own incompetence? Well, worry no more! Our Prophets of the Pitfalls are here to guide you through the minefield of your own ineptitude.

Chapter 1: The Art of Not Getting Lost in the Wilderness covers the essential principles of not getting lost. From the basics of map-reading to the advanced art of not asking for directions, we've got you covered.

• Section 1: The Map is Not a Square
• Section 2: Don't Look at the Map, Look at the Horizon
• Section 3: The Folly of Following the Crowd