How to Succeed in the Red-Tape Rodeo

By: Old-Tim, Renowned Rodeo Expert

Step 1: Learn the Art of Napping

1. Master the 3-second snooze.
2. Practice the art of dozing in meetings.
3. Develop a talent for nodding off at your desk.

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Step 2: Develop a Passion for Procrastination

1. Cultivate a love for checking your phone.
2. Learn to prioritize cat videos over actual work.
3. Master the art of pretending to work while actually not working.

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Step 3: Build a Strong Network of Bureaucratic Contacts

1. Learn to schmooze with your HR representative.
2. Maintain a strong relationship with your coffee machine.
3. Master the art of making friends with your IT guy.

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