Meet the Clown Carriers
The Unlikely Heroes of Modern Transport
Deep in the heart of the city, there exists a secret society of individuals who have dedicated their lives to carrying clowns. Not the ones you find at children's parties, but the ones with the sad, soul-crushing despair in their eyes. These are the Clown Carriers.
Meet our team of expert, professional Clown Carriers. They're not just anyone with a sledgehammer and a bad attitude, no - they're trained in the art of transporting clowns with finesse and care.
Meet our team members:
- Clown-Handler Jim - Our resident expert on clown wrangling.
- Clown Whisperer Bob - Our go-to guy for soothing the savage beasts.
- Clown Tamer Tom - The one who keeps the clowns from getting too rowdy.