SpilledCoffee: A Bloop of Unfortunate Events
It all started on a fateful day in February when Bob, the coffee shop owner, spilled an entire pot of coffee on his customer's new white suit.
Customer's name is still unknown, but the stain is forever etched in his memory.
Witnesses claim the customer was heard saying, "This is a Bloop of Unfortunate Events, I'm calling the Blooping Police!"
Bob is currently in witness protection, and the customer is still seeking therapy.