Cosmic Catastrophe: The Ultimate Space Disaster Simulator

Welcome to the most realistic and absurd space disaster simulation ever created! Navigate through the cosmos, dodging asteroids, alien invasions, and existential dread.

Currently, you are on the planet Asteroid Anarchy, where the once-peaceful asteroid field is now a war zone. The Space Station Shenanigans are on the edge of collapse, and the Black Hole Bandits are lurking nearby, waiting to pounce.

Will you:

• Evacuate the Space Station
• Steal the Shiny Object from the Black Hole Bandits
• Escape the Asteroid Anarchy