Welcome to the most fashionable catastrophe in the galaxy! Where the only thing more plentiful than stars is the quantity of ill-advised fashion choices.
Here's a brief history:
It started with our founder, the infamous Zara LaRue, who insisted on wearing a different colored suit every day of the week. Red Monday, Blue Tuesday, Green Wednesday... you get the idea.
But things took a turn when Cosmic Bob joined the team, bringing his questionable fashion sense from the depths of space.
And so, Suit Sartorial Disaster was born: where the laws of physics and taste were thrown out the window in favor of the latest intergalactic trends.
Visit our Universe Unfashionable page to see the most egregious examples of style gone wrong!
Cosmic Catastrophe is also worth a look, if you're feeling particularly masochistic.Or, if you're feeling brave, take a look at Uncharted Umbrella, where the very fabric of space-time is distorted by ill-advised umbrella designs.