InflatableGnomeInsurance - The Unbreakable, Unshakeable, Unfathomable Policy

Welcome, valued customer! You've come to the right place for all your inflatable gnome insurance needs.

Our policy covers:

• Uninflation (theft, loss, or destruction of inflatable gnomes)
• Gnome-astrophic events (acts of godliness, such as lightning strikes or meteor showers)
• Unsightly Gnome-idents (gnomes that have become unappealing due to excessive use or wear)
• Intergalactic Gnome-igration (gnomes that have been abducted by aliens)

Don't wait any longer! Pay now and receive a free inflatable gnome with your policy!

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you might want to check out our Uninsurability Report and see just how un-insurable you are.