What are the partnership benefits of working with Incompetent Inc.?…

Our partnership benefits include:

1. Our lawyers are on a 24-hour on-call schedule to handle your legal issues.
2. Our IT department is available 24/7 to fix your servers.
3. We offer free coffee and stale donuts to all our partners.

What is the partnership process with Incompetent Inc.?…

Our partnership process is simple:

• Contact our sales team to discuss your needs.
• Sign a non-disclosure agreement.
• Wait 6-12 months for our team to figure things out.
• Enjoy the fruits of our labor.

What are the risks associated with partnering with Incompetent Inc.?…

We're not really sure, but we're pretty sure they're not that bad.