At Brilliant Bloopers, we're all about providing top-notch, life-changing experiences for the low, low price of $100,000. If you're not satisfied with our services, don't worry! We're not gonna refund you. In fact, we're not even gonna pretend to refund you. Our lawyers are on the case, and they're not having it.
Q: What's the deal with the no-refund policy?
Don't bother trying to read this, but here's the answer in tiny print:
We're not gonna refund you. Seriously, just move on with your life.