Welcome to the Butternut Edition of Weekly Recipes of Utter Madness!

Each week, we bring you the most absurd, the most chaotic, the most utterly bewildering recipes you've ever seen! And this week, we're featuring the most butternut-ty of them all!

• Butternut Pancakes of Doom!
• Butternut Soup of the Damned!
• Butternut Fritters of Madness!

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Butternut Pancakes of Doom

These pancakes are so good, you'll question the fabric of reality!

Ingredients:

• 1 cup butternut squash puree
• 2 cups all-purpose flour
• 1/4 cup granulated sugar
• 1/2 cup buttermilk
• 2 eggs

Instructions:

1. Mix the butternut squash puree with the flour, sugar, and eggs.
2. Heat a non-stick pan over medium heat.
3. Pour in the batter and cook until the pancakes are golden brown.
4. Serve with a side of utter madness!

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Butternut Soup of the Damned

This butternut soup will haunt you forever!

Ingredients:

• 1 cup butternut squash puree
• 2 cups chicken broth
• 1/4 cup heavy cream
• 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley

Instructions:

1. Mix the butternut squash puree with the chicken broth and heavy cream.
2. Heat the mixture over low heat.
3. Stir in the chopped parsley.
4. Serve with a side of existential dread!

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Butternut Fritters of Madness

These fritters will drive you to the brink of madness!

Ingredients:

• 1 cup butternut squash puree
• 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
• 1/4 cup cornstarch
• 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley

Instructions:

1. Mix the butternut squash puree with the flour, cornstarch, and parsley.
2. Heat a deep frying pan over medium-high heat.
3. Pour in the batter and fry until golden brown.
4. Serve with a side of utter despair!

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