CONGRESS OF THE UNITED STATES

DEPARTMENT OF UNNECESSARY RED TAPE

SECTION 2: THE BUREAUCRATIC SAGA

SECTION 4: THE FEDERAL FILING CABINET

PARAGRAPH 7: THE FORM 12B

WHEREAS, the Form 12B is the official document of record for all federal regulations, it is hereby decreed that the font size shall be 14pt, with a line spacing of 0.5pt, and a font family of Arial.

WHEREAS, the Form 12B is the lifeblood of the Department of Unnecessary Red Tape, it is hereby decreed that the color scheme shall be a gradient of #FF0000, #00FF00, and #0000FF.

SECTION 4.1: SUBSECTION OF SUBSECTION 4.1.1

WHEREAS, the subsubsections shall be the building blocks of the Form 12B, it is hereby decreed that the subsubsections shall be labeled with letters A through Z.

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4.1.1.1: THE FINE PRINT

WHEREAS, the fine print is the devil's work, it is hereby decreed that the fine print shall be in 8pt font, with a font style of Courier New.

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