Disclaimer

We reserve the right to be as vague as possible. If you're still reading this, congratulations! You're probably the exception.

By using our website, you agree to our terms and conditions, which are probably hidden in a cave somewhere.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

For the love of all things sane, please don't sue us.

Exceptions

Exceptions are the rules we make up as we go.

We're not making any exceptions, but if we do, this page will probably be the one that breaks.

Don't ask us how it works, just pretend it's magic.

Terms and Conditions are the legal mumbo-jumbo that you'll probably never read.

We're not lawyers, but we're pretty sure they're fine.

Or maybe not.