Random Prophetic Saying of the Day
When the gods of probability are against you, eat a whole pizza by yourself.
Proverb 1: "A prophet's beard is never truly full"
For when the winds of fate blow against you, your beard will be the first to go.
Read More Proverbs of the DamnedProverb 2: "A prophet's coffee is always blacker than his heart"
For when the darkness of existence closes in around you, only the blackness of your coffee will keep you sane.
Read More Proverbs of the Caffeine DependentProverb 3: "A prophet's wisdom is measured in inches of foresight"
For when the winds of change blow against you, only the inches of foresight will keep you from tripping over your own feet.
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