Existential Crisis of the Month Club: Subscription Policies

Disclaimer: We're all just floating in a meaningless sea of uncertainty, but hey, at least we'll do it together.

Our subscription policies are subject to change at any moment, because, you know, the meaning of life is fleeting and arbitrary.

• Membership benefits include:
• Meaningless Benefits
• Absurd Perks

By subscribing to our Existential Crisis of the Month Club, you acknowledge that the universe is, in fact, vast and unknowable, and that our attempts to find meaning are but a distant echo in the void.

Subscribe now, and receive a 0% chance of finding actual purpose in life.