Expert Gas Producers' Secret Gourmet Gases Recipe 2

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Brain Fart Powder
• 2 cups of Sulfuric Acid
• 3/4 cup of SparkNotes

Instructions:

1. In a well-ventilated area, combine ingredients in a large mixing bowl.
2. Stir until mixture reaches desired consistency.
3. Apply to affected area (i.e., your neighbor's lawn).

Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Side effects may include, but are not limited to:

• Unpleasantness
• Disagreement
• Unpredictable flatulence

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