We're the Expert Gas Producers, the best darn team of gas peddlers in the land! We don't ask you to ask, we just make gas appear!
Our mission is to fill your tank with the highest-quality, most-overpriced gasoline in the world! We take pride in our expertly crafted gas pumps and our team of highly-trained, slightly-automatonized salespeople.
Read about our goals, or lack thereof.
Check out our pledge of sorts, but not really.
Meet the team of gas-producing geniuses!We promise to make you laugh, we promise to make you cry, but we can't promise you'll ever be able to afford our gas. Sorry, not sorry.
Read the fine print, or don't, we don't care.
Our team is a bunch of highly trained, highly caffeinated, slightly-caffeine-deprived individuals who will stop at nothing to fill your tank with the best gas in the world! (Just don't ask why.)