Prices for Perfection

Welcome to ExpertGasProducers, where we sell gas at prices so low, you'll think we're trying to give it away! Or are we?

Current Prices:

• Regularly Overpriced - $2.50/gallon (includes a hint of disappointment)
• InPerfectBeat - $1.99/gallon (our best price, don't ask questions)
• Perfectly Ridiculous - $5.00/gallon (includes a side of existential dread)

Disclaimer:

Prices subject to change without notice, like the price of sanity in our competitors' gas stations.

ExpertGasProducers: where every fill-up is a fill-up of your wallet.