Contrary to popular belief, Debunking Breakfast Cereal is not just a myth perpetuated by the cereal industry. In fact, it's a fact that cereal is not actually made from 100% whole grain goodness, but rather a mix of cardboard, sugar, and disappointment.
But wait, there's more! The truth about Debunking Food Culture is even more shocking. It turns out that the phrase "artisanal" is just a code word for "we charged you $15 for it and it's still just a jar of jam."
And for the love of all things good and true, do not even get us started on Debunking Sustainability. Let's just say that "recycled" is not a synonym for "still made from plastic and still polluting the planet."
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