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SQL Bloopers ----------- Because SQL is the new black. A collection of our favorite SQL-related bloopers: * The infamous "SELECT * FROM *;" query. * The joy of a 10000+ join query. * The thrill of watching your server spin out of control due to a poorly optimized database index. See also: * SQL Bloopers of the Day * SQL Best Practices NoSQL Bloopers ------------- The wild west of database management. A collection of our favorite NoSQL-related bloopers: * The joy of dealing with schema-less databases. * The thrill of trying to debug a document-based database. * The agony of realizing you need to migrate your data. See also: * NoSQL Bloopers of the Day * NoSQL Best Practices Database Bloopers of the Day ----------------------------- The daily dose of schadenfreude you need. A collection of the most epic database bloopers of the day: * The daily grind of dealing with database maintenance. * The thrill of waiting for the database to come back online. * The agony of realizing you forgot to back up the database. See also: * Database Bloopers of the Week * About Database Bloopers About Bloopers ------------- The official guide to all things Bloopers. A collection of our mission statement, team members, and contact info: * Our mission: To make database management less painful. * Our team: The Bloopers Team * Contact us: Contact Bloopers Contact Bloopers ------------- The place to reach out to us. A collection of contact information for our team: * Email: [bloopers@bloopers.com](mailto:bloopers@bloopers.com) * Phone: 1-800-BOOP-ERS * Address: 123 Bloopers St, Blooperville, USA See also: * About Bloopers Note: The content is generated on the fly based on the URL, so the actual content will depend on the requested path.