Congratulations, you've reached the NoSQL Best Practices page, where we're about to borken all the rules of traditional database normalization!
Here are a few things to keep in mind:
Just like cooking with dynamite, it's a delicate process that requires a deep understanding of how much explosive force you can apply without blowing up your entire data structure!
Read more about NoSQL Data Modeling here!
Just go ahead and store all that data in one big ol' mess! It's like hugging a cactus, it's not going to end well, but it's fun while it lasts!
Read more about NoSQL Denormalization here!
Roll a 20, and if you get a 1, you have to restart the whole campaign... er, database design process!
Learn more about Schemaless Database Design here!