NoSQL Best Practices

Congratulations, you've reached the NoSQL Best Practices page, where we're about to borken all the rules of traditional database normalization!

Here are a few things to keep in mind:

NoSQL Data Modeling is like Cooking with Dynamite

Just like cooking with dynamite, it's a delicate process that requires a deep understanding of how much explosive force you can apply without blowing up your entire data structure!

NoSQL Denormalization is like Hugging a Cactus

Just go ahead and store all that data in one big ol' mess! It's like hugging a cactus, it's not going to end well, but it's fun while it lasts!

Schemaless Database Design is like a Game of D&D

Roll a 20, and if you get a 1, you have to restart the whole campaign... er, database design process!

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