Finley the Unlucky: The Finniest FinTales Ever!

Welcome, gullible traveler, to the absurdly misadventurous exploits of Finley the Unlucky, the greatest hero the world has never seen! Finley's FinTales are a chronicle of his calamitous quest for fortune, fame, and slightly-less-bad luck.

Read about Finley's first, spectacular failure

And don't miss his ill-fated attempts at culinary mastery

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, navigate to Finley's thrilling tale of poultry-based catastrophe!

Or, if you're a glutton for punishment, read about Finley's disastrous foray into the world of music

And don't worry, it gets worse from here... Finley's carpet adventures will leave you questioning every life choice

Or, if you've had enough,

Disclaimer: Finley the Unlucky is a fictional character with an unfortunate knack for getting into trouble. Any resemblance to real events, persons, or businesses is purely coincidental and should not be taken as an endorsement or recommendation. Finley's FinTales are intended for entertainment purposes only and should not be used as a guide for actual decision-making or life choices. Or, really, anything.