FinleyMcFishface here, and I am not wearing socks. You can't catch me, I'm too fast!
Why, you ask, would FinleyMcFishface wear socks? Ha! I'll tell you why. It's because I have socks-related traumas that I'm still dealing with. Don't even think about it.
But don't just take my word for it. Here's some expert testimony from a renowned sock therapist:
— Dr. Socks McGee, Sock Specialist, Ph.D.