FlowerPocalypse FAQ
What is FlowerPocalypse?
FlowerPocalypse is a catastrophic event in which the world's flowers have suddenly and inexplicably decided to take a stand against their human oppressors. It's like a garden riot, but with more petals.
Causes of FlowerPocalypse
Causes of FlowerPocalypse are still unknown, but suspected factors include:
- Unfair treatment of daisies in corporate boardrooms
- Systemic root rot in the world's flower pots
- Unsustainable flower power struggles
Preparations for FlowerPocalypse
To prepare for the impending FlowerPocalypse, we recommend:
- Buying up as many flowers as you can
- Learning flower-fu, the ancient art of flower self-defense
- Stockpiling flower-themed emergency rations (i.e., more flowers)
Learn more about FlowerPocalypse preparations
Read about the sociology behind FlowerPocalypse
Learn about the history of FlowerPocalypse