FlowerPocalypse FAQ

What is FlowerPocalypse?

FlowerPocalypse is a catastrophic event in which the world's flowers have suddenly and inexplicably decided to take a stand against their human oppressors. It's like a garden riot, but with more petals.

Causes of FlowerPocalypse

Causes of FlowerPocalypse are still unknown, but suspected factors include:

• Unfair treatment of daisies in corporate boardrooms
• Systemic root rot in the world's flower pots
• Unsustainable flower power struggles

Preparations for FlowerPocalypse

To prepare for the impending FlowerPocalypse, we recommend:

• Buying up as many flowers as you can
• Learning flower-fu, the ancient art of flower self-defense
• Stockpiling flower-themed emergency rations (i.e., more flowers)