Unicorn Tamer 101: The Art of Not Being a Unicorn in Distress

Lesson 1: Not Getting Eaten by Unicorns

Unicorns are majestic creatures, but also terrifyingly hungry. Learn how to avoid becoming their next meal in our comprehensive course.

• Lesson 2: Unicorn Sensing - Detecting Unicorns Before They Detect You
• Lesson 3: Advanced Unicorn Fencing - Because You Never Know When a Unicorn Will Charge
• Lesson 4: Understanding Unicorn Psychology - Why Unicorns Do the Things They Do

Additional Resources:

• Unicorn Tamer's Handbook (PDF Download)
• Unicorn Tamer Support Group (Discussion Forum)
• Unicorn Tamer's Secret Society (Members Only)