Interdimensional Bladderspace Emergency Protocols

**WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO USE THESE PROTOCOLS WITHOUT PROPER TRAINING**

Level 1: The Basics

When faced with an interdimensional bladder emergency, follow these steps:

1. Hold your breath and shout "I'm not done!"
2. Steady your focus on the infinite expanse of bladderspace
3. Engage emergency bladder protocol (EBP)

**EBP Activation:** Tap 5 times on the toilet seat with your index finger, then perform the "Bladder Shuffle" 7 times, and finally, shout "I'm not done!" at the top of your lungs.

Advanced Protocols

For more complex interdimensional bladder emergencies, follow these steps:

1. Perform the "Bladder Dance" 3 times
2. Invoke the "Interdimensional Bladderspace Shield" (IBS)
3. Call for backup from nearby dimensional toilets

**IBS Activation:** Tap 3 times on the toilet seat with your index finger, then perform the "Bladder Wiggle" 5 times, and finally, shout "I'm not done, I'm not done!" while waving your arms wildly.

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