Because, let's face it, the universe is a messy place.
A comprehensive list of toilet paper varieties from across the multiverse.
The Quantum Quilt is a rare and exotic species of toilet paper found in the Andromedian Nebula.
A type of toilet paper that defies the laws of gravity, only to be found in the depths of a black hole.
A brief history of the development of toilet paper across the cosmos.
The dawn of toilet paper, as seen from the cosmic microwave background radiation.
A collection of intergalactic toilet paper subcultures and traditions.
A mysterious and elusive group, shrouded in secrecy and toilet paper.
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