The Chief Of Red Tape's Strategic Plan

Section 1: Inflating the Budget

Our team has identified a pressing need for more paperwork. We propose creating an entirely new department dedicated to generating reports that serve no discernible purpose.

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Section 2: Reducing Productivity with More Meetings

We plan to double down on our existing meetings schedule, making sure that every decision requires at least 5 hours of discussion and debate.

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Section 3: Creating New Positions for Red Tape Inspectors

We believe that creating an entire team of Inspectors who will review and revise existing reports is a vital component of our success.

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