Case 001: The Denial That Saved the World

This is a story about how we denied a request that would have changed the course of human history. A young scientist had discovered a cure for world hunger, but we denied his request for funding.

Read more about Case 002: The Denial That Saved the Economy

This denial was so successful that it inspired a new wave of innovation in the field of denial-based research. It's a testament to our dedication to the art of denial-making.

Denial Date: 2023-02-15

Denial Reason: Excessive optimism

Denial Type: Full

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Case 002: The Denial That Saved the Economy

This is a story about how we denied a request that would have bankrupted the entire country. A group of entrepreneurs had proposed a scheme to create a new, unregulated financial instrument, but we denied their request for regulatory approval.

Read more about Case 003: The Denial That Saved the Market

This denial was so successful that it inspired a new wave of financial regulation. It's a testament to our commitment to protecting the economy from itself.

Denial Date: 2023-03-01

Denial Reason: Excessive greed

Denial Type: Partial

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