Welcome to the Bureaucratic Red Tape Division

We're a team of highly trained, highly paid, and highly caffeinated professionals dedicated to making your life more difficult.

Our team members are:

• Manager of the Day
• Chief of Red Tape
• Department of Denials

Our Bureaucratic Hierarchy

We're a hierarchical organization, because that's just how we roll.

• Undersecretary of Inefficiency
• Vice of Vice of Vice of Red Tape
• Assistant to the Assistant to the Assistant of Red Tape