| Thing | Description |
|---|---|
| Extreme Ironing Championships | A sport where you do ironing while performing extreme stunts |
| Disco Ball Paint for Walls | A special paint that makes your walls look like a disco ball |
| Talking Toaster Repair Services | A service that will fix your talking toaster, even if it's possessed |
| Ninja Accounting Services | Ninja warriors that do your taxes for you |
| Fluffy Socks in the Fridge | A product that will make your fridge look like a cat's playhouse |
And that's not all, folks!