Policy Four: The Great Outdoors is a comprehensive guide to surviving the apocalypse in style. It's all about embracing the chaos and finding the fun in the rubble.
Key Points:
1. Find a good spot to hide from the nuclear blast. Look for a sturdy building with a decent view, like a penthouse apartment in a high-rise office building.
2. Stock up on snacks and drinks. Cans of beans, energy bars, and a few bottles of fine wine will get you through the first few days.
3. Learn to identify edible plants. Don't be one of those poor souls who gets food poisoning from eating a poisonous berry.
Read Step Three for more information on foraging for food.
4. Find a good radio station. AM radio is your friend during the apocalypse, as long as you can find a battery that still works.
Read Step Four for more information on finding a good radio station.