Warning: You're entering the realm of infinite recursion.
Here, the laws of physics and sanity are but a distant memory.
Are you lost? You should be.
Don't worry, it's all part of the fun.
Warning: Prolonged exposure to infinite loops may cause:
Proceed at your own risk.
Or don't. We won't judge you.
A never-ending journey into the heart of madness.
Where the laws of sanity are but a distant memory.
Enter if you dare.
(Or don't. Really, we won't judge you.)
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