The Spatial Oscillation Injector is a revolutionary device that manipulates the fabric of space-time, creating localized distortions prophets and villains alike can't ignore. Our team of expert chrono-engineers have perfected this technology to inject targeted spatial oscillations into the environment, ensuring that our clients' crisis management strategies remain effective, no matter the chaos.
Side effects may include:
- Disorientation of nearby pedestrians
- Temporary loss of cognitive function
- Rapidly increasing risk of spontaneous combustion
Don't worry, though – our patented safety protocols will automatically reset the space-time continuum once the crisis has been resolved.
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