PoolRats: Unite, Unite, We Have Nothing But Love to Share

Welcome to PoolRats, the secret society of poolside dwellers. We're not just pool rats, we're PoolRats: the original, the greatest, the most likely to save your life when the world goes to hell.

Our motto? "We're not just pool rats, we're PoolRats."

Join the Movement

• Become a PoolRat
• Share Your Poolside Horror Stories

Subpages:

• Our Ratiometric Standards
• PoolRat Slang: The Definitive Guide