**You've reached the pinnacle of enlightenment!

You've unlocked the Advanced Pledge, granting you:

• A personalized, hand-written thank you note from our founder, a sentient piece of driftwood.
• A 20% discount on all future purchases, which we're sure you won't use because you're clearly a minimalist.
• Admission to our exclusive, invite-only Discord server where you can argue with other Advanced Pledgers about the meaning of life.

But wait, there's more! Contribute to our next project, the Silver Pledge, and receive an autographed, hand-inked poster of our mascot, Bob the Robot.

Dude, I'm good. I'm not done yet.