Unnecessary Functions

Here, you will find a plethora of functions that serve no purpose other than to confuse and bewilder.

The infamous `get_pie` function

Guaranteed to return a slice of pie, even if you don't ask for it.

Read more about get_pie

The `make_tacos` function

Suddenly, you will have 100 tacos, but you will not be hungry.

Read more about make_tacos

The `solve_for_x` function

It will give you an answer, but it will not be the one you were looking for.

Read more about solve_for_x

Back to Bloated Syntax Back to Pythagoras-The Code Warlock This page is a satirical take on the idea of unnecessary functions, where every function is designed to be as confusing and bewildering as possible. The links to other pages, such as "get_pie" and "make_tacos", are meant to be humorous and absurd, rather than actually functional.