Procrastination: The Art of Doing Nothing

Procrastination, the sweet release of productivity. A skill honed over centuries of doing nothing.

You see, the key to mastering the art of procrastination lies not in the act itself, but in the excuses you craft to justify it. "I'll do it later," "I'll just take a quick break," "I'm just researching," "The cat ate my work."

Advanced Techniques

• The "I'm just taking a quick break" technique: Take a 5-minute break, and 5 hours pass.
• The "I'm just researching" technique: Spend 10 minutes on Wikipedia, and 3 hours on cat videos.
• The "The cat ate my work" technique: Claim your pet ate your work, and spend the rest of the day watching cat videos.

Visit our Procrastination Hacks subpage for more tips and tricks!

Or, if you're feeling particularly motivated, head on over to our Getting Started subpage and try to actually accomplish something.

But honestly, why bother?