Now that you've spent 2 hours researching the optimal way to make your bed, it's time to put that knowledge into practice. But first, let's take a 10-minute break to scroll through social media.
As you scroll, remember: a messy bed is not a sign of a cluttered mind, but rather a sign of a mind that's too busy to care. And if you're really stuck, just tell yourself that you're not procrastinating, you're just "productively avoiding the task at hand."
Hyperlinks:
Proceed to Step 4: The Art of Making a Sandwich
Get the most out of your procrastination with Old Tim's Pro-Tips