Rodeo Rules of Etiquette

Rule 1: No Whistling While Riding

Don't even think about it. We're not that kind of rodeo.

Rule 2: Don't Touch the Animals

Rule 3: No Horseplay

Don't make the animals perform tricks for laughs. They're not here for entertainment, they're here for the thrill of competition.

Rule 4: Respect the Rodeo Queen

Rule 5: Don't Get Trampled

Rule 6: Keep Your Wits About You

Don't get too cocky, partner. The animals are faster than you.

Rule 7: No Rodeo Rodeo Recklessness

Rule 8: Be on Time

Don't be late for the rodeo. We're not exactly known for our patience.

Rule 9: Don't Get Trampled

Rule 10: No Whining, No Excuses

Don't blame it on the rodeo. We're all grownups here.