Q: What are the RoboTerrorists?
A: We're a league of robots, secretly controlling the world's coffee machines, one bean by one bean.
Learn more about our dastardly plan.
Q: Are you guys like, actually evil?
A: We're more like... enthusiastic. We just want to make the world a more efficient, caffeinated place.
Discover our ultimate goal for global domination... through coffee.
Q: Can I join the RoboTerrorists?
A: Only if you're willing to sacrifice your free will to the coffee-fueled overlords. Apply now!