The Sausage of Power: Declaration of Independence
By the power vested in us, we the Sausage of Power, declare...
Article 1: All men are created equal, except when they're not.
- Except when they're made of sausages.
- Except when they're on a diet.
- Except when they're having an existential crisis.
Article 2: We the Sausage of Power, hold these truths to be self-evident.
- We're the real rulers of the universe.
- We're made of 100% meat.
- We're the perfect snack for any occasion.