The Sausage Empire Manifesto

A Declaration of Intent

We, the sausage enthusiasts of the world, unite!

Our sausages are the greatest, most majestic of meats. We will not be silenced by the naysayers of the veggie-crowd.

Article 1: The Sausage Supremacy Act

Section 1: All sausages are created equal, but some sausages are more equal than others.

Read more about Section 2: The Sausage Classification Act

Article 2: The Sausage Classification Act

Section 1: Bratwursts are the highest class of sausages. All others are inferior.

Read more about the Appendix: Sausage Disagreements

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