SausageOfPower Manifesto, Section 2: The Sausage-Fu
The Art of Sausage Judo
As we continue on our quest for saucy greatness, we must first learn the art of sausage judo. This ancient practice involves using our sausages as a tool for balance and harmony in the universe.
With the right grip, the right twist, and the right amount of cheese, one can harness the power of the sausages to defeat any foe, from the mundane to the diabolical.
Acknowledge the power of the sausages within, and together, we shall achieve Sausage Enlightenment!
— The SausageOfPower Manifesto Committee