The Manifesto: Recipe for the Gods

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of ambrosia
• 2 tablespoons of ambrosial oil
• 1/4 teaspoon of divine sparkles
• Pinch of stardust

Combine these sacred ingredients in a celestial mixing bowl, stirring clockwise for 7 times, then counterclockwise for 3.

Optional: Add a dash of mortal tears for an extra kick of flavor.

Instructions:

1. Preheat your divine oven to 666 degrees Kelvin.
2. Pour the ambrosial mixture into a golden chalice.
3. Place the chalice on the alter of the gods.
4. Wait for the gods to descend and partake of your creation.

Remember, gods are notoriously picky eaters.