It's hard to believe we've made it to Week 5 without any major catastrophes or existential crises! This week's newsletter is a testament to human resilience in the face of impending doom.
Read on to Week 6: Where the Apocalypse Finally Arrives
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could try to go back in time to Week 3: The Great Sausage Heist
Or, if you're just plain lazy and want to go back to the beginning of time, where everything was still perfect and nothing was on fire.