Article 1: Cancellation by Any Other Name Shall We Say It's Just a Fancy Word For "I'm Outta Here."

			Article 1: Cancellation by Any Other Name Shall We Say It's Just a Fancy Word For "I'm Outta Here." - 1.1
			Whenever you cancel something, it's not like you're really canceling it. You're just giving it a new label, like a fancy word for "I'm outta here."

Article 2: Unconjugating Consequences - 2.1

			Unconjugating Consequences - 2.1.1
			Don't worry about it, it's not like it's going to have any consequences. We just un-conjugate them, and then they're all good.

Article 3: Post-Conjugating Reflexivity - 3.1

			Post-Conjugating Reflexivity - 3.1.1
			After you've conjugated, you can always just say it's reflexive. Like, it's not really reflexive, but it's close enough, right?