TERMS OF SERVICE 3: Because You Clearly Need to be Told What Not to Do

1. Do not use this service to plan a surprise party for the CEO. We have a zero-tolerance policy for birthday cake.

2. Do not attempt to use our services for nefarious activities such as world domination, mind control, or the invention of the "Selfie" app.

Section 2: Things That Are Probably Going to Get You Banned

Section 3: Frequently Asked Questions (That We're Too Lazy to Answer)