Today, we're examining the phenomenon of throwing shades at the fridge. A behavior so ubiquitous, so mystifying, so utterly fascinating.
This milk carton, in particular, seems to be the epicenter of shade-throwing activity. Its contents, a 2% fat content and a hint of homogenized goodness, only add to the allure.
Meet our intrepid shade-thrower, who has been observed throwing shades at the fridge with alarming regularity. Their motivations, we are still unsure.