Advanced Blooping Techniques

Warning: Blooping can be hazardous to your social life, your relationships, and your sanity. Please proceed with caution.

Mastering the Art of Sudden, Unplanned Blooping

This technique requires a delicate balance of fearlessness and utter recklessness. It's like riding a unicorn while blindfolded, but with more splinters.

• Stealth Blooping: Sneaking up on people while making a loud, explosive sound
• Blooping in Public: Because who needs personal space, anyway?